Here is the winning poem that made it on to our website! This pupil is very creative indeed! Well done!
Merry Christmas Year 7
Night before Christmas parody
(Written in the
perspective of a madman who hates Christmas.)
It was the night before
Christmas and in my house not a creature was stirring, not even a wood
louse.
Inside my stocking I put in a
mouse trap in hope Saint Nick would put his hand in there so I could catch him
in the act.
Hours passed still no sight I
was going to give up and call it a night.
But then I saw a figure upon
him I leaped; only to find out that my captive was a chimney sweep.
“Oh hello, oh hello, oh
please let me go, I have forty four windows and four left to go!”
After that mishap I made my
house secure I turned on the chimney fire and locked the front door.
When I was on guard I looked
out at the sky then I grew tired and decided to rest my eyes.
At twelve o clock midnight I
decided to rest my head suddenly I dozed and did a big Z.
As I woke up this morning I
looked up in strain, the little red vandal had struck again!
The fire put out, the tainted
milk not drunk; I didn’t catch him this time my heart sunk.
But then I looked in pure
glee I got what I wanted under the tree.
It was a little sweet, in
it’s wrapper it was snug; I looked at the sweet it was a HUMBUG!